THE YEAR OF SPAGHETTIby HARUKI MURAKAMI
(Translated, from the Japanese, by Philip Gabriel. From newyorker.com)
Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.
In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam
rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the
saucepan my one great hope in life.
I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge
aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around
to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an
assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the
bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of
spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine
particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a
harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment,
permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books,
my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a
fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.
This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.
As a rule, I cooked spaghetti, and ate it, by myself. I was convinced that
spaghetti was a dish best enjoyed alone. I cant really explain why I
felt that way, but there it is.
I always drank tea with my spaghetti and ate a simple lettuce-and-cucumber
salad. Id make sure I had plenty of both. I laid everything out neatly on
the table and enjoyed a leisurely meal, glancing at the paper as I ate.
From Sunday to Saturday, one Spaghetti Day followed another. And each new
Sunday started a brand-new Spaghetti Week.
Every time I sat down to a plate of spaghettiespecially on a rainy
afternoonI had the distinct feeling that somebody was about to knock on my
door. The person who I imagined was about to visit me was different each
time. Sometimes it was a stranger, sometimes someone I knew. Once, it was
a girl with slim legs whom Id dated in high school, and once it was
myself, from a few years back, come to pay a visit. Another time, it was
William Holden, with Jennifer Jones on his arm.
William Holden?
Not one of these people, however, actually ventured into my apartment.
They hovered just outside the door, without knocking, like fragments of
memory, and then slipped away.
Spring, summer, and fall, I cooked and cooked, as if cooking spaghetti
were an act of revenge. Like a lonely, jilted girl throwing old love
letters into the fireplace, I tossed one handful of spaghetti after
another into the pot.
Id gather up the trampled-down shadows of time, knead them into the shape
of a German shepherd, toss them into the roiling water, and sprinkle them
with salt. Then Id hover over the pot, oversized chopsticks in hand, until
the timer dinged its plaintive note.
Spaghetti strands are a crafty bunch, and I couldnt let them out of my
sight. If I were to turn my back, they might well slip over the edge of
the pot and vanish into the night. The night lay in silent ambush, hoping
to waylay the prodigal strands.
Spaghetti alla parmigiana
Spaghetti alla napoletana
Spaghetti al cartoccio
Spaghetti aglio e olio
Spaghetti alla carbonara
Spaghetti della pina
And then there was the pitiful, nameless leftover spaghetti carelessly
tossed into the fridge.
Born in heat, the strands of spaghetti washed down the river of 1971 and
vanished.
I mourn them all -- all the spaghetti of the year 1971.
When the phone rang at 3:20 p.m. I was sprawled out on the tatami, staring
at the ceiling. A pool of winter sunlight had formed in the place where I
lay. Like a dead fly I lay there, vacant, in a December spotlight.
At first, I didnt recognize the sound as the phone ringing. It was more
like an unfamiliar memory that had hesitantly slipped in between the
layers of air. Finally, though, it began to take shape, and, in the end, a
ringing phone was unmistakably what it was. It was one hundred per cent a
phone ring in one-hundred-per-cent real air. Still sprawled out, I reached
over and picked up the receiver.
On the other end was a girl, a girl so indistinct that, by four-thirty,
she might very well have disappeared altogether. She was the ex-girlfriend
of a friend of mine. Something had brought them together, this guy and
this indistinct girl, and something had led them to break up. I had, I
admit, reluctantly played a role in getting them together in the first
place.
Sorry to bother you, she said, but do you know where he is now?
I looked at the phone, running my eyes along the length of the cord. The
cord was, sure enough, attached to the phone. I managed a vague reply.
There was something ominous in the girls voice, and whatever trouble was
brewing I knew that I didnt want to get involved.
Nobody will tell me where he is, she said in a chilly tone. Everybodys
pretending they dont know. But theres something important I have to tell
him, so pleasetell me where he is. I promise I wont drag you into this.
Where is he?
I honestly dont know, I told her. I havent seen him in a long time. My
voice didnt sound like my own. I was telling the truth about not having
seen him for a long time, but not about the other partI did know his
address and phone number. Whenever I tell a lie, something weird happens
to my voice.
No comment from her.
The phone was like a pillar of ice.
Then all the objects around me turned into pillars of ice, as if I were in
a J. G. Ballard science-fiction story.
I really dont know, I repeated. He went away a long time ago, without
saying a word.
The girl laughed. Give me a break. Hes not that clever. Were talking about
a guy who has to make a lot of noise no matter what he does.
She was right. The guy really was a bit of a dim bulb.
But I wasnt about to tell her where he was. Do that, and next Id have him
on the phone, giving me an earful. I was through with getting caught up in
other peoples messes. Id already dug a hole in the back yard and buried
everything that needed to be buried in it. Nobody could ever dig it up
again.
Im sorry, I said.
You dont like me, do you? she said suddenly.
I had no idea what to say. I didnt particularly dislike her. I had no real
impression of her at all. Its hard to have a bad impression of somebody
you have no impression of.
Im sorry, I said again. But Im cooking spaghetti right now.
Im sorry?
I said Im cooking spaghetti, I lied. I had no idea why I said that. But
the lie had already become a part of meso much so that, at that moment at
least, it didnt feel like a lie at all.
I went ahead and filled an imaginary pot with imaginary water, lit an
imaginary stove with an imaginary match.
So? she asked.
I sprinkled imaginary salt into the boiling water, gently lowered a
handful of imaginary spaghetti into the imaginary pot, set the imaginary
kitchen timer for eight minutes.
So I cant talk. The spaghetti will be ruined.
She didnt say anything.
Im really sorry, but cooking spaghetti is a delicate operation.
The girl was silent. The phone in my hand began to freeze again.
So could you call me back? I added hurriedly.
Because youre in the middle of making spaghetti? she asked.
Yeah.
Are you making it for someone, or are you going to eat alone?
Ill eat it by myself, I said.
She held her breath for a long time, then slowly breathed out. Theres no
way you could know this, but Im really in trouble. I dont know what to do.
Im sorry I cant help you, I said.
Theres some money involved, too.
I see.
He owes me money, she said. I lent him some money. I shouldnt have, but I
had to.
I was quiet for a minute, my thoughts drifting toward spaghetti. Im sorry,
I said. But Ive got the spaghetti going, so . . .
She gave a listless laugh. Goodbye, she said. Say hi to your spaghetti for
me. I hope it turns out O.K.
Bye, I said.
When I hung up the phone, the circle of light on the floor had shifted an
inch or two. I lay down again in that pool of light and resumed staring at
the ceiling.
Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad,
sad thing.
Now I regret, a little, that I didnt tell the girl anything. Perhaps I
should have. I mean, her ex-boyfriend wasnt much to start withan empty
shell of a guy with artistic pretensions, a great talker whom nobody
trusted. She sounded as if she really were strapped for money, and, no
matter what the situation, youve got to pay back what you borrow.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the girlthe thought usually pops into
my mind when Im facing a steaming-hot plate of spaghetti. After she hung
up the phone, did she disappear forever, sucked into the 4:30 p.m.
shadows? Was I partly to blame?
I want you to understand my position, though. At the time, I didnt want to
get involved with anyone. Thats why I kept on cooking spaghetti, all by
myself. In that huge pot, big enough to hold a German shepherd.
Durum semolina, golden wheat wafting in Italian fields.
Can you imagine how astonished the Italians would be if they knew that
what they were exporting in 1971 was really *loneliness*?
(Translated, from the Japanese, by Philip Gabriel. From newyorker.com)
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